The easy ones first:
If you don't know about them you probably have not gone to many sporting events. A jock cup can do much for pain avoidance and reproductive health. It is important to realize that major damage to that area has many very significant long term health risks. Wear a cup and consult a doctor if hurt. You can get them from any decent sporting goods shop like Gart Bros.
Realize that the sports world is coming out of the dark ages finally. Since there are not millions of fans pouring $ into watching many female contact sports there are not as many choices for protective gear. That said I have tracked down the appropriate gear and a couple of locations for them.
Before I do that I would like to address a myth:
that women do not have to worry about impact to the groin.
Dead wrong. There are more than a few risks that damage there can have terrible effects on reproductive health, orgasmic dysfunction, and burst ovaries (they are near the front wall of the abdomen and can sustain damage via external impact)
I have located protection for both the chest and the groin as a result.
online resources at
chest protection from Leon paul
Blade Fencing - also has guys chest protectors.
local resources at:
5818 E Colfax Av-
Denver, 80220 - 1507
Northern Colorado Fencers
Boulder, CO 80302 - 5581
Pierre Le Chat Fencing Club
Arvada, CO 80003 - 5682
South Denver Fencing Academy
7075 S Alton Wy
Centennial, CO 80112 - 2017
Groin protection at:
Most of my other
Google results were similar.
With this safety information now out in the open I will not really listen to any complaints caused by your wobbly-dobbly bits getting whacked. You all now have the solution close at hand.
That said anyone that can prove that they are wearing the appropriate safety gear at the next game I attend will get a hug + an in game gift (a surprise!)